That Bucky shot with the 🏍 SO COOL!!!!
Once again, that second star is for Bucky only. Sebastian Stan managed to make me cry again. (I watched a couple of interviews, and turns out he’s actually a really funny, hot, kinda stupid, hot, weird,
Hot, adorable, hot, and a freaking cutie!!!!) Anyone who finished that movie and did not want to give Bucky a big hug please raise your left hand. Then take your left hand and slap yourself in the face. Then go stand in the corner. And bang your head against the wall, repeatedly saying what an idiot you are, promising to never even think such stupid thoughts again. Thank you.
Now for the critic
I really was disappointed that the whole fight was just one scene in the airport and that other one I forgot about. But seriously, while the fight scene at the end was way too over dramatic but actually felt like a end of the movie fight scene the airport scene felt like a training session. And anyone else think war machine is a ripoff iron man and so is wasp for antman? I also wished they’d expanded the bad guys’ personality and PIONT IN DOING ANYTHING so he wasn’t just as forgettable as every other marvel villain. BUT, (we all know what is coming)Bucky, once again, made me cry like a six year old. And that motorcycle 180 is the coolest thing I ever saw. No man will ever satisfy me as much as he did in those 3 seconds . the best thing about this movie (other than Bucky) is that at the base when tony calls Bucky a “menchurian candidate”. Now at the end cap throws the shield down. This really inspired a lot of theories. Now this will include MAJOR proven spoilers I found for infinity war so if you don’t want them , stop here. The reason I’m writing this in a review is because You’ll know that the sequel (or ... whatever) won’t disappoint, even if you hated this movie and liked any one of marvels other movies then you’ll be able to look forward to the next movie. Now Chris Evans’ contract ends by avengers 4 and that’s 2 movies away and Sebastian Stan’s still has another 6 movies to go after infinity war. A lot of people are saying this probably means Bucky is taking over captain America. I seem to be the only one in the universe who thinks this will be INCREDIBLE!!! Just imagine it. Now back to the review, I actually didn’t hate Hawkeye in this one. He may be my new 4th favorite avenger. Vision did basically nothing, except remove war machine from all future battles, and sorta create a new ship for the fandom with vision and Wanda. I honestly enjoyed falcon in this movie, but they included a borderline offensive amount of black widow uselessness. Antman really didn’t have enough lines in this movie, and of course spider man showing up in the middle of freaking nowhere and then vanishing when the plot deemed him useless is annoying, stupid, crappy, etc. scarlet witch is helpless unless the plot demands an ex machina and the usual tony stark stupidity crap show of him basically being a jerk until the director says cut and doing a few voiceovers. Also, Bucky actually had more than 2 lines in this movie,(YAY!) but still. Come on marvel!! You have a SUPER adorable and sexy and scary character here, don’t waste his screen time with Chris Evans exposition! (Although I love him.) Goddammit give Bucky some lines! And let him eat his plums! They focused a little too much time on scarlet witch in this movie, and tony stark, it wasn’t Buckys fault just leave him be. Moving on, the other stuff is all about who will and won’t Die in infinity war. Now, black panther is having a stand alone movie and a sequel so he’s safe , along with Spider-Man, doctor strange, and antman because they’re also all coming out with sequels. They can’t kill Bucky, cuz I’ll kill them, but a great way to send off cap would be to have him die and then have Bucky take the shield and then go do awesome stuff. Robert downy jrs contract is long expired so I genuinely think that’s how they’re going to get rid of him. Not that I’m a stark hater,(though I am) it’s just logical. Vision is obviously going to die, because the trailer shows thanos pulling the stone out of his freaking forehead but will totally be revived at the end. My money would actually be on drax from guardians of the galaxy but I could be wrong. Anyhoo, ok movie watch for the sequel, Bucky, blah blah blah , bad guy makes literally no sense whatsoever but hey it’s marvel they do whatever the heck they want and we enjoy it because of the punching and explosions. Spoken like a true marvel fan.